"All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus....Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record..."

Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

Don't worry. Your national title is still safe.

OH PLEASE. These are all wonderful tips for people with a bunch of money. I'd love to be able to choose with whom I work, but I need the job I have NOW.

Something tells me she wouldn't pass his initial filter on eHarmony...can't put my finger on it...like some surface-level attribute or something...oh well, it'll come to me sooner or later.

Fake. It says "excellent health."

Everybody relax. It's not like he's gonna eat her or anything.

Also:

Dude, I thought everyone knew that?

Crack, right?

this picture is the gift that keeps on giving. i can not laugh at it everytime it gets posted or if there is a meme made from it.

cry more

Meme is a word that's been around since 1976. Apparently you were oblivous to the world then, too.

Let's see: a single point-of-view, logical fallacies, conflict of interest, cherry-picking of information....does Fox Sports get their training at Fox News?

With a face like that, how could he be a bully?

What I would give to have been a fly on the wall when the Genius at the Apple store showed Richie how to change the names of his contacts.

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said…

I just did one of these but instead of those boxes I had to use my couch. And instead of exerting physical effort, I took a nap.