Charmander tore cubone’s mother’s skull off its head.

I’m glad to see I’m not the only one around here with impeccable taste. 

Okay but that Gengar candy bucket, though.

I thought that outfit looked familiar, yet befitting for Lucario...

Lucario is dressed as his late trainer, Sir Aaron.

you guys have it hard for Pewds, sad.

People like you will allways find some “sign” to bitch about. Based on nothing real, its just in your head. Thats pure prejudice and bigotry. 

that’s not an iron cross. the cross is taken from a 5th-century ornament at the Bolnisi Sioni church, which came to be used as a national symbol of Georgia. the shirt literally says: უფალო შეგვიწყალენ(Lord have mercy on us)

But iPhone is a proper noun. (The more annoying thing should be the lower case “i”)

I’m not sure on what basis this “objectively seems like a questionable case.” There are perfectly valid reasons a woman wouldn’t go to the police after these incidents (check any number of stories about how victims are treated by police) and perfectly valid reasons a woman in this position would go back to working…

This story is not about someone getting kicked in the nuts. 

I could not follow it at all, and can’t tell how he admitted to what the lawsuit alleges. He definitely says he did the act, but he doesn’t say he did it without her consent. But its so hard to follow I have no idea if it actually implies that or implies that she was after a sexual relationship with him and he…

One day, that elusive perfect victim will emerge. Until then, congrats on making your snap judgment with none of the evidence in, something I’m sure you would *never* accuse someone siding with the victim of doing. 

I don’t know why, but this shish had me rolling. +1 transforming sailboat

It’s so weird. Not just the baby mama, but also the gymnast’s mom is somehow involved with AB saying everyone’s mom was in on some sort of scheme. Just how? why? 

The weirdest part (besides the structure and spelling) is how he makes it sound like it was all a setup by his baby mama or something? 

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

Did you miss the part where he texted her and gave an account of him committing a crime? Do you grasp that it is a criminal act to ejaculate on a sleeping person?

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.