My first thought was Mexican prison.

I never realized MB made an El Camino.

Having worked in a HD shop, I’ve lost count of how many angry bikers I laughed out the door because we didn’t sell “dawt” stickers.

Well this is the last time I ever shop here...

By “hand built”, I think they meant image rendered using hand calcs. This movie had some of the worst car chase CGI I’ve ever seen in a feature film.

This is probably the only Lotus that’s uglier than an Eclat.

They made it on a coupe too.

I initially turned my nose up at 1st gen (2004-ish) backup sensors, but I soon learned that they allowed me to parallel park my truck into spots that I wouldn’t have otherwise attempted. They were awesome.

If the Haas team car doesn’t have a Yosemite Sam, I will be disappointed.

KSP confirmed this for me several times.

His wife must have hit the Valentine’s chocolates early.

I actually saw one of these driving in Bellevue, WA evening commute traffic last summer.

Now, I totally understand how this will be a complete write off, but... if hypothetically, it ended up in my back yard, I’d probably be inviting a few of my more handy buddies to come over and drink beers for a few consecutive weekends.

Reverse: AKA “Third Base” to your passenger.

2k lbs. Can’t cannibalize on those high margin pickup sales.

A 2013-2014 CTS-V manual wagon still sells for about MSRP 5 years later. I bet this would have scored highly on this list.

Plow King or GTFO!

That’s right. No comments. Just pictures.

Should I be worried that I just decided that a C3 El Camino might actually be pretty cool if done right?