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I wonder how long it will be until the grill becomes the windshield, and the windshield becomes the sunroof.

I’m always amazed by the shear number of people too stupid to use the restroom before they get on a plane.

My day job credentials are irrelevant.

Wait, have I been saying it wrong?

It looks like it was previously crash tested in a different car.

He looks like someone you wouldn’t want to mess with.

Alright!!! Now’s my chance to convert an internet racist troll. Wish me luck everyone. I think I can pull it off.

Are they going to release Boss 302 and 429 electric pickups also?

If I became a slave to my job for 16 years, I wouldn’t make enough to be competitive in LMP. Prison would arguably be a better value.

You summed up my entire high school experience in two photos.

The real question is which would give you the greatest number of trouble free miles? 1 Chiron, or 30 tuner Nissans?

I’m pretty sure Korean Air is also the customer of the final passenger 747 being produced. I saw it in Everett, ready for delivery a few months ago.

I’ve never met a single one of these things I didn’t want to crush. And they seem to attract to absolute worst owners, which of course leads to them being horrible pets.

Portrait video? It’s pretty clear who the real animal is in this scenario.

I just checked a the price for a trip in Feb, that I typically make 2-3 times per year. Most expensive price I’ve ever seen listed for it.

I enjoyed the movie quite a bit. Looking forward to seeing more of your work in the future.

The common spec 2.9 in these was notorious for having the heads crack for no apparent reason.

Negative. The pattern was ... engorged.