One blade for every minute of my ab workout.

One blade for every minute of my ab workout.

I took home $100 on a scratch ticket once.

I even take my pants off to pee.

If you look closely, you’ll see that Diesel cheat devices have been employed in all industries.

Grant County’s primary industries are #1 farming, #2 traffic violations, #3 nothing. I make a point of setting the cruise control through there, and not giving a dime to any local business.

Millennial tech professionals, who want 2-3 weeks of cars and coffee fame.

Are they launching out of sonotubes?

Commie units in a Cadillac, of all things. What has this world come to?

Benvenuto a Earf!

I guess it depends on the person.

Having recently gutted an E46 to go racing, I can attest that those door panels are worth slightly less than $400. In fact, an entire set is apparently worth less than “free on CL”, and required covert, work dumpster infiltration, to actually get rid of.

And Will Smith as Lamborghini.

What? The company that consistently has the highest prices every time I search for a rental car, is having difficulty staying in business? Unpossible.

I realize that everyone preaches about driving being a privilege and not a right, but for the 99% that don’t both live and work in a major metro area, it’s pretty much impossible to make a living without driving. Following this logic, making a living is a privilege not a right.

Exactly. I run winter Nokians year round on my secondary utility vehicle. As long as you can stomach the cost of the more frequent replacements, there is no problem running them in the summer.

Does Nolan realize how played out the dreary blue/gray tint thing is, or does he simply have bad eyesight and can’t see what he’s doing?

How did Johnny O’Connell get away with trying to murder Dario Franchitti without getting in trouble?

I have no choice in the matter. My stomach contents invariably make a b-line to the colon, just as the riders meeting is wrapping up.

“Stop!!! Somebody stole my ass!!!”