Middle Manager 1: “We need a shape that clearly illustrates how our integration moves vertically.”

Hmm. I think those chaps might be on to something....

He probably just got distracted looking for the turn signal switch.

I’m surprised the number 1 answer wasn’t to be able to catch up on, um..., reading material.

Colton = my dad is a complete douche bag.

Ass kicking imminent.

The picture implies they might be proposing to repopulate the country with bicycle riding readheads with cute asses. I’d be okay with that.

Fire?

Meh. All I see are mighty robots. Or am I seeing mighty vehicles?

That’s the fucking Rolls Royce of bigwheels. In 2nd grade, I knew a kid who said his neighbor had one.

I didn’t even try. I just didn’t back off and when he cut across me to approach the apex, I put the nose of my kart square into the back of his and popped him.

The problem with these wallets is that they end up being George Costanza thick after all your stuff is in them. The key to making a front pocket wallet is to keep it thin, like this one.

The problem with these wallets is that they end up being George Costanza thick after all your stuff is in them. The…

As an engineer, I’ve learned that you have to keep a few things in your back pocket (figuratively) in order to make a new and improved version the following year.

Lol. Have you ever seen a girl this well put together, flying commercial?

As someone who is a working married parent, I actually look forward to cross country work flights.

It probably exists in somewhere like C:\Windows\System32\Temp\00000000\

WTF? Why does this bother me as much as it does?

It won’t have to be streetable, because they know it will never actually be driven on the street.

The January release date means they know it’s going to suck, but want to sell toys for Christmas before word gets out.

Does the -20lbs account for the turbos, intercoolers, and plumbing? I’ve never looked into it, but I would have thought the total weight of a N.A. V8 car might actually be less than a turbo 6.