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You’re a 22 year old Asian male.

An exact clone of this car runs around the Seattle eastside revving it up constantly. Not annoyingly, but just slightly more than he needs to, which in a car like this, is exactly the right amount. Damn, does it sound good.

This would probably be a more likely Apple partnership, considering their user base.

“hand wash only”

I bet they’ll get the last laugh when the car is released and we discover these were untouched photos.

This might actually work, but only if Micheal Jordan was involved. Also, he’d be played by Samuel L Jackson.

My manual was missing this page.

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The Home Depot orange bucket is what keeps my dog going.

I agree. I think most people are incorrectly assuming the mid engined Vette will be in the same price bracket as the current one, which is comically optimistic. I suspect the mid-engine version will be more in the $300k range, leaving room for the standard version to continue to exist. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s

“Daddy’s been drinking again”

Well, the light did turn green.

I agree. There are way too many TLAs already.

Too soon?

Preferably through the roof via firepole.

COTD?

I had one about 5 years ago. It was immediately apparent that I was spending significantly more time cleaning the Roomba than I was just vacuuming myself. After a few weeks, the novelty wore off, and I parked it. About a year later, I got bored and pulled it out, but the battery would no longer take a charge.

I had one about 5 years ago. It was immediately apparent that I was spending significantly more time cleaning the

Wankle McWankleface

Coming soon: My Tesla gave me cancer, lawsuit.

I wonder how many Giulias died to bring us this lap time.

Well technically it should be easier to enjoy yourself in an automatic because you have a free hand.