I hope it’s the Escalade that gets them first.

Have you tried getting a job and moving out of the ghetto?

Or a Chevy S-10 for $69k less?

Except they will all be automatics.

He actually is though. He sold or licensed the patent to an agency who’s business model is to sue for infringement, and they will pay him a portion of what they get.

No, that’s probably a different 5 wheeled car.

The funniest part is that he later told his children about it.

The only vehicle where you can shift into third base.

Wait. So you’re telling me a popular little sports car, that’s commonly stereotyped as being gay, has a name that sounds like “anus roadster” in another country?

Shit. Now I have to call him and cancel.

If I’m ever invited to a summer BBQ by you and he both, I know which one I’m bringing my 6 pack and camera to.

Damn, his show hasn’t even been off the air for a week, and he’s already put on like 50 pounds.

Looks like here may have been more to the spin.

Years ago, I was trying to get a job there. Through some fluke, my email slipped into their employee fantasy MotoGP list, and decided to take part. I think I remained mid-pack until about half way through the season, when the updates stopped arriving in my inbox. I guess they fixed the glitch. I wonder how I finished?

I shopped for almost a year before finding a manual V wagon that wasn’t either priced to the moon, or snatched up hours before I could secure.

For a few thousand more, you can get a 2009 CTS-V with the same miles, that will be more comfortable, perform better, and be more reliable.

If you were forced to enter a 24 Hours Of LeMons event, who would you select as co-drivers, and what type of car would you chose to race?

But I NEED a pickup. I never know when my corporate office job will require me to make a run to the lumber yard (that delivers btw). It might be tomorrow, or it might be 8 years from now. Either way, I’m prepared. I am a real man.

With a canopy, this would probably make a decent SUV alternative. Sure, you couldn’t fold down the rear seats for hauling long items, but there’s something to be said for keeping dirty equipment/pets/etc quarantined away from your clean interior.