Third down is tricky, as he will need to dump the ball off to Saquon while getting sacked.

“[Tyreek Hill] is so small and black, if you squeeze him really hard he’ll turn into a diamond”

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

$50K? This just validates that me and my friends should have started that christian “rock” band in college.

Let’s be clear, we all know on the list of Tebow’s skills “not fucking” is well above “sports.”

“It’s not about me. It’s about we and supporting that university that I love and I went to. But now it’s not about US and WE it’s about me. And I know we live in a selfish culture where it’s all about us, but we’re just adding and piling on to that.”

OH? Go on, please....

I don’t think they’ll need to trick him.

yeah "tricked" 

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

So the Patriots are Linda Litzke and AB is a set of fake tits?

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

Remember when they traded up to get him.

ahead of Mahomes
and Watson.

And he kisses titties 

Please don’t use glue traps.

It makes sense, pitching is like catching but just doing everything in reverse.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

One of those kids is probably his.

And enough Toradol to make Barbaro a triple-crown winner.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Also, opioids that haven’t been banned yet.

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck