I browned out once.

I thought thongs introduce butt bacteria to the vagina and caused yeast infections that way?

This, so much. The job market is so good right now, why would anyone stick with a crappy job just because it lets them afford to "eat" and "pay rent"? Idiots.

Oh my God the timing couldn't of this could not be better. I actually sat at my desk at work last night and stared at the Jezebel site on my computer praying an open thread would appear so I could share my current situation.

I am SO disappointed I didn't see this thread earlier. I will probably be buried in the gray because I can't seem to get out of it no matter how hard I try, but I had to share my story. I hope someone sees it.

I worked for this guy http://gawker.com/5844681/pr-fir…

While I was living in a podunk town caring for an elderly relative in the first stages of dementia, I got a job as a temp at a very well-known children's publication. There's a good chance you read this and nurture warm memories of it to this day. It was the worst job I ever had.

She hired me as a broker's assistant. Since she did nothing to train me, I had to learn my job fast and step up to the plate. All in all, I thought I was being pretty successful. And I looked up to her - she was very bright and really had her career going although she was only a year or 2 older than me. Except, you…

Mine is but a pittance to what is out there, but here it goes:

When I was in grad school I worked for a faculty member doing research in northern Alaska. One year I went up with him to collect data on snow depth at several sites. One site was owned/controlled by an oil company, and we had to visit their local office to get permission to go there. While we were talking to the guy…

I'll put it this way: I still fear her enough not to write anything bad about her on the internet.

Oh man. The assistant principal of the school I worked at in South Korea. Now, I was working as an English teaching assistant. She was this horrible mix of authoritarian monster, prejudice, and absolutely no tact. The kids loved me, I did what I was told, but as the youngest female AND a foreigner, the shit that…

When I was 20, I worked at an Italian restaurant in the small college town I lived in. At night it was table service, but during the day, it was mostly a lunch crowd, so it was counter service; just slices of pizza, salad bar, and lasagna. I worked the counter since most of my co-workers were college students and I…

I'm the same way! I made a joke last month that I'm never happier than when I've just purchased airline tickets and can count down the days to my trip. It's always about what's next.

My husband and I have a long running joke that we will apply to anything in life.... "Once I finish making this spaghetti, I will finally be happy". "Once we paint that bedroom wall, I will finally be happy". "Once I get through this week at work, I will finally be happy."

If anything, living in Europe makes it harder to get by without being that insufferable asshole who always says shit like, "Oh, when I lived in Tuscany..."

I am so glad there's a Gaga item here because it allows me to share this news without being completely off topic.

Please understand I am saying this without a shred of sarcasm: It gives me such joy to start a Wednesday morning with news of my evil overlord Martha throwing shade at GOOP. Never change, Martha!

Team Charmed 4lyfe, haters to the left.