Great write up Doug! It was great having you come out to the shop and play with us for an afternoon.

~ Sincerely the confused FiST owner

I think the only saving grace for the HHR was that you could get one in SS panel van trim with a manual and 260 hp.

Props to the ONE guy smart enough to run the opposite direction the car is moving

Why in the world would you willingly live somewhere like that?

It hasn’t been a good year for that poor tire.

I wonder if the two owners of the 700RS's ever call each other up when they're having a funny problem. Like, "Hey Fred, does your car idle funny at a stop sign?" "Yeah Bob, I did this and so and so..."

Jalopnik “reader” looking at Corollas and Camrys.

♫ Big wheel keeps on turnin’. ♫

Right. Because, you know, there really isn’t enough weight to keep that thing on the ground.

I think it was an SRT thing once they started producing that model.

Yup.

....because he can't touch the ground while he's on it.

I have the best shot ever from New Zealand. I learned the dangers of filming rally cars the hard way, and as Alex Kelsey in his MC2 came by at about 100 mph sideways, I was filiming slow-mo from my iphone, standing on a 3 foot burm. a softball-sized rock shot up off his rear tire and hit me directly in the left nut at…

I might have to. I'm giddy as a schoolgirl.

You know the midlife crisis where you buy a sports car? I sold the sports car to pay for the trip.(This is literally true).

It was a lot. I never totalled it up, because I really didn't want to know. But it was the best money I ever spent.

A retarded monkey ON COCAINE.