Oh god, we already have Florida Man and Florida Woman. Who thought it was a good idea to add Florida Car to the mix!?

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

Factory warranty, not getting your hands dirty, and financing the mod over 96 months are very appealing to most people.

No, I actually really like it.

Also how the fuck does someone allow this kind of thing to get to this stage next to their home?

welcome to life in the countryside.

Hundreds of shell companies to hide and escape from debt?  

Yeah, because no one ever made a simplistic illustration of a lens aperture before Valve did in 2007.

LMGTFY

Precisely my thought. Would be interesting to see what kind of lateral G one could achieve if you basically remove endurance from the equation.

I was gonna say, is FastPass available for this ride?

How the hell could they shoot that and not include engine noise?!

Ahhh Fender vents!

I like how they say that they have kept “the required comfort” in a car that is criticised for being too harsh riding.

Just so you know, I’m sending you a dry cleaning bill for the “accident” in my pants. After I smoke this cigarette, I’m probably going to have another accident. Sending you that bill too.

unless of course that’s a blinker- mid-blink, no brake

in my opinion this is why the SS failed.

R.I.P. “Captain Cuddles” (2015-2017)

reminded me a little of this