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That is like the Evil Queen leaving a produce bill on Snow White’s body.

Am I going crazy, or did I just read that people are about to lose their houses because they were expected to pay for poisoned water?

It’s not that racists are all that more brazen, they’ve been doing this shit all along. Except it was never considered “news” and therefore completely ignored by media outlets. So most nice white people who never saw personally just assumed that us black snowflakes were overreacting or making shit up. It’s only

The girls only filed that suit so Josh could sign on later. This family is slimey as hell and grifters of the highest order.

Court documents obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com show the disgraced reality star, 29,

I’m far too old to have had any opinion of Ariana Grande before this, but she has impressed me enormously. She was poised, emotional, engaged and engaging and she did a fabulous job. What a role model. Really well done. Somewhere Over the Rainbow was outstanding.

I’m still confused, as a white-hispanic woman, why wigs aren’t more mainstream. They look fucking amazing, you put in zero effort, and are reusable! Wigs need to become a thing.

Sometimes I worry that we have the worst toddler in the world. Half the time he hates getting into the bathtub, then hates getting out. I’ve pried his little jaws open to brush some teeth before. My wife and I have spent ten minutes trying to change him when he poops, because, for some reason, being dirty is

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Thank you for writing about this, I hope issues like this start to get more attention.

Yes on all fronts. Where I live, this most recent winter was unusually tame and dry, meaning we are overwhelmed with ticks this year. Having tall grass is NOT an option for my children.

There is a reason that in The Emperor’s New Clothes it is a kid that points out that the Emperor is naked. Children are very good at seeing past all the superficial bullshit that adults think is important. They can see that under the fancy suit and ten tons of self-importance, Paul Ryan is just a spineless little

#parentgoals

IT’S PITTSBURGH WITH AN H

People like Alex. First, he’s not a bitch. And second, he hasn’t won so there’s really no bothering anyone.

I wouldn’t say he’s the dirtiest star ever. Messier, Lindros, Forsberg all had their moments. Sid came in as a golden child and *seems* more coddled than the other good players. He never had to earn his ice like the guys I mentioned above, due to well-timed rule changes and the NHL’s desire to market an image of him

Really, Barry? You don’t get why some people (myself included) don’t like Sidney Crosby? He’s probably the dirtiest superstar to ever play the game. Maybe there’s a worse one, but I can’t think of one off the top of my head. I didn’t follow his junior career all that closely, so maybe he’s always been like this, or

I think I can appreciate Sidney being a great player and also despise him; these things are not mutually exclusive.

Don’t forgive the early voters; he was still a creationist who believes that dinosaurs died in the Noah’s Ark flood :/