Ryan Seacrest? BORING. But, he does seem like he wants to be the next Regis Philbin / Dick Clark, so it makes sense for him ... but, not for ABC.

Right? “Best to avoid”? How about “where can I book a tour to see as many of these as possible?”

It’s generally best to avoid all small rural British villages on any High Day or holiday, because places that are over 1500 years old inevitably have weird shit going down.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

I actually appreciate that it seems like the apology is her own words. Everything that is run through a publicist feels the same and isn’t expressing what the person would actually say/feel.

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

Do you remember the case? A guy was renting an apartment in Queens and the plumbing was sub-par, and he was taking a shower and the water suddenly went to scalding, to the point where he couldn’t have “normal relations” with his wife. I lived in a rent-stabilized walkup like that for years; had I been on that jury I…

That’s the reason I wrote “there are other channels for sorting that out.” The transcript of the interpretation is meticulously analyzed by the lawyers. If they do not receive the ruling they desire, the first thing they do is question the transcript. Luckily (especially for Spanish) the court interpreters are…

My dream is to be on jury duty. Seriously. There are so few ways to show civic pride in this country: voting, paying taxes, and jury duty chief among them. Military for those to whom that appeals. (Shopping if you believe the GOP: that doesn’t cut it for me) I am so proud of our judicial system, have lived in…

Remember how the entertainment press made a sort of collective decision to no longer cover Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt because the thirst was so real with them? Can’t we start doing that to this guy?

I’m assuming that most Netflix subscribers don’t even know how to use a torrent, and I say that as a Netflix subscriber who doesn’t know how to use a torrent.

If Amy had started out as Doris Day.

I think the moral of the story is that businesses are slowly gaining more rights as people lose theirs.

I’m waiting with you. I wonder if whoever thinks it’s an overstatement is old enough to recall, firsthand and vividly, what a MASSIVE star she was at her height, and the way her image was portrayed at that time. I remember, firsthand and vividly.

Yes, Broomfield has done some excellent stuff, but he also made Kurt & Courtney, a mess of conspiracy-laden disingenuous pablum that bordered on libel and functionally harassed both Courtney Love and Francis Bean Cobain. Biggie and Tupac wasn’t much better and shows that he can at times be stridently…

Advocating as an adult survivor for the rights of all survivors, I can tell you that having a conversation with a Congressional staffer about whether or not it would be politically beneficial for their boss to support legislation that would provide rape victims with things like the right to be given their rights in…

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

I (a woman) actually went to Northeastern for computer science, graduated in 1998. There were some women there and they were ass kickers, and that was 20 years ago. So this is all more of the same shit where you’re not part of the story, as if the world didn’t have enough success stories about awkward mostly-white…

Holy F**K. The only people who think pregnancy gives you an edge are people who have never been pregnant. FFS. I. Can’t. Even.

The one ABSOLUTE CONSTANT about pregnancy and child-rearing seems to be that you’re always doing it wrong, about to kill your kid, and everyone else has the right to tell you all about it.