I’m still not over the fact that Marshall’s idiot friend from How I Met Your Mother is married to Sofia Vergara

Sometimes, I think my students are some of the most awesome and funny and genuinely entertaining people I’ve ever met and sometimes, I look at them and think, “you are just full of stupid today aren’t you.”

I want to encourage people/young girls like me to be YOURSELF & not be afraid to experiment w your look.

I’ve heard this argument about aspartame so often. “The FDA hasn’t proved it is safe!”. Nope, it has only conducted more studies on that than on any other substance ever, and it has never been proven unsafe, but yep, it hasn’t proved it is safe. *sigh*

Just had to sneak the gratuitous “I’m a doctor” at the end.

Stick to yellow cabs, friends.

No creepier than me asking I guess. Come sit by me and we can be weird voyeurs together, there’s safety in numbers.

The ol’ Democratic Party compromise. Give Republicans 99% of what they want and then get clobbered in the midterms over the remaining 1%.

You heard the man. It’s jeans and polo shirts from Costco for everyone.

its like a backwards wrestlers uniform made of snakeskin and tears

Children of parents who murder their siblings are allowed to be in denial.

This defense only works if you’re a police officer accused of murdering a black person, duh.

“In some small way, I wanted to help them avoid the terrible life I would have given them,” Megan Huntsman said in a statement her attorney read aloud.

Why do I live in a world where ice cream can kill you?

But you’ll make a comment on a post about one - that’s SO interesting.

I did something similar - I’m a teacher, and this happened recently in the corridor:

But Francis has shown in his two-year papacy that he is less interested in having the church police doctrinal boundaries than in demonstrating mercy and love for the poor and vulnerable — the very work that most of the women’s religious orders under investigation have long been engaged in.

Please read the article.

Welp, that's what happens when the event itself largely attracts people who don't give a rat's ass about "who's playing, who was awesome, who sucked."

It's the Urban Outfitters of music festivals.