I can’t even handle Affleck when he's acting.

I am sure the great science and math teachers at the school are treated the same way when their students beat up another fellow student for not eating pie on March 14th.

Are we being punk’d?

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

I'll need an air lift out of Mississippi too!

that is three (3) punchable faces up there.

it’s one of the most punchable trios of all time i think.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Oh my god I laughed so hard when I first heard the song. I thought it was a joke! They keep saying Jesus won but...gay marriage is still legal. So what exactly did they win?

That is one punchable face. Its just infuriating that she feels that she’s triumphed.

Was Elton John’s “The Bitch Is Back” not available?

Good job, Yahoo.

Can we still like Damon Wayans, Jr? ‘Cause I love Junior. Gonna be confusing to loathe one and love the other, but I am up to the challenge.

Damon Wayans Jr. could you PLEASE go talk to your father. I know he’s salty about his lack of relevance but this is just ridiculous.

Your son has some words for you, Damon.

Yes that's literally what he means

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Nah, they don’t really fuck with black people.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.