The Southern Poverty Law Center is amazing. That’s one of my top choices when I have spare change.

How’s about I perform my job incredibly well but I got fired and evicted because I’m gay and I live in one of the 27 states where that is legal.

I believe the appropriate word is "Congressman".

If I refused to perform the job I’d been hired for and kept collecting a paycheck . . . isn’t “thief” the appropriate word?

What about Unity Mississippi?

Maybe she’ll have some nice lesbian experiences in jail that will help her change her mind.

Twitter loves this shit, and I love Twitter. <3

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Never knew I could be jealous of a felt puppet, but here the fuck we are.

ANTHROPOMORPHIC FELT PUPPETS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

I’m on Team Denise. Kermit deserves a woman who appreciates him for the kind hearted frog he is and won’t karate chop him 10 times a day.

RIP ME

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

I got a two way ;)

“Feel Like Bacon Love”

Is anyone getting a Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell vibe from Denise?