I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

My God. Give these White women back their opiods. Hell, put it in their lattes and brewed teas. They are cutting the eff up without it.

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”

Bring back "Jane by Design"!

Boy was I happy when this article was finally ogre.

I wonder what Gendry’s upper body will look like after 5 seasons of rowing nonstop.

“Oh” - Everyone in Baelor’s Sept

A girl has a list.

A girl is Hannibal Lecter

“Welp.” - Mace Tyrell

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

I said it last week, and I’ll say it again. One scene, just ONE scene with her and Olena Tyrell. That’s all I ever want in life.

The music that entire episode was fantastic.

KINGINDANORF

LADY MORMONT FOR PREZ 2016

The problem is, she’s seen the second half of rom-coms, and figured if she just kept trying, UT would finally see how perfect she is for them!

But even white people get rejected sometimes! Has she never seen the first half of any romcom?

I’m going to be THAT GUY FROM TEXAS here. The only acceptable BBQ sides are: