Apparently not contouring and videoing it.

I loved The Carrie Diaries and I was really hoping for a renewal!

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

I recognize some of their faces, kind of??? And Austin Butler I am familiar with by virtue of him being Vanessa Hudgens’ boyfriend, since he and his hair are occasionally featured on her Instagram.

I get what they are trying to show

All three of them can get it any day of the week.

I remember a study that based on facial symmetry James Franco was the most attractive man alive. Which... no.

Something to do with facial symmetry or whatever. Which is strange to me. I don't think I have EVER taken note of someone's symmetry. In fact, fuck symmetry. What kind of boring ass white bread shit is that?

How in the world has science found an objective measure of attractiveness?

What sort of tax base does Rack City have?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS

wait like

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

Do the world a favor and dismiss the troll?

Little-known fact: the Iran deal was negotiated entirely at a secret “all-girl spa.”

No. How fucking dare she imply that these two soldiers, graduates of West Point, an MP and a helicopter pilot, who worked so incredibly hard to even get the chance to attend Ranger school, and then completed it against all odds, how fucking dare she even think they should just shut up and go away and do ladylike…

there seems to be this sense that men can’t have anything to themselves anymore

Yeah, I mean, has our historically matriarchal society EVER taken men’s feelings into account? It’s not like they hold almost all political positions or make more money or are over-represented in the media. Jeez.

Thank god those poor fragile men have someone speaking out for them!