Each of those guys is in a position to just write a check for that amount, without embarrassing and drawing attention to themselves.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

“And then I went broke” - Pippen

I guess I’m an older millennial (‘87), but knowing there are people in my generation who don’t know about Ja Rule is just murdaaaaaaaaa to my heart.

Meanwhile, Sisqo’s calls go unreturned.

...Is it 2015? Why am I looking at a video of Ja Rule?

I miss Dave Chapelle.

God he’s so hot.

“Heyyyyyyy, Mr. Kanye.”

Jesus, that’s depressing. They’re terrified of pot ruining their kids’ lives, not so worried about what kicking them out of the house would do...

OH MY GOD I HATE GOING TO ADULT PARTIES NOW BECAUSE THEY ALL SUCK. Like, I don't care that I’m 30, can we please play flip-cup and kings?

That’s funny. My 19-year-old niece went to visit her 28-year-old brother and his wife in another state and was utterly horrified when they invited friends over and spent the whole night talking about health insurance and mortgages. She asked me, “IS THIS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN ADULT?” She wants a waiver for that.

I never went to those parties as a teen, was 21 and three months before my first glass of wine, have never smoked or have had any sort of non-prescribed drugs, but my parents are STILL disappointed in me :D Parental disappointment knows no boundaries (especially when you’re gay!).

These people were presumably teenagers at one point, yes? High schoolers have been doing this shit forever. We had bitchin’ parties, got wasted, and had a great time.

Then they really should come to my parties. Me and my friends just push the furniture to the side and dance. We also have a gay dinner talking about our plans of ruining the fabric of American society. Our new book is out:

“But your parents were still disappointed in you, right? It doesn’t matter how old you are.”

I love teens, but they require a lot of patience.

She’s right about this- most of us have forgotten what it’s like to be that age, and we don’t have a lot of patience for all the emotions that young people are going through.