See, that was the thing. It was just supposed to be one last job. Just one. Enough to hit that big final score and then retire to sunny beaches where the cute girls brought you fruity drinks with too many umbrellas sticking out of them.

As a native Floridiot, let me say on behalf of all of my fellow Floridiots, you’re welcome!

What a calm and non-hysterical thing to do when you disagree with something your partner does. I'm sure this guy isn't physically abusive in the least.

A legal abortion at term (in the very few states that do them, and NC isn’t one of them) would entail a KCL injection into the fetus’ heart and then an induction of labor. So, if she were pregnant, she’d still run the same health risks.

For many college students academics are not the main focus—the social piece cane be huge, especially if you are not responsible for paying tuition because your family is. Not at all to say academics shouldn’t be the focus (or a focus, anyhow), but being in a early-adult wonderland of parties and other such things can…

i’ll leave this here

He doesn’t give a fuck.

Women's college announces it will admit women...maybe someday that won't be news.

The point of these inductees is to hallmark those games that had the largest impact on the industry, not to play most popular/ technically the greatest. These are the games that defined the industry. Ms. Pacman is a better game, but it Pacman laid the foundation for it.

The only real oversight on their part is the lack…

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Bazinga!

Squidgette!

many modern Jews find the ultra-orthodox baffling (and embarrassing)

But it is true. I’m Jewish and everyone in my neighborhood that is Jewish drives, no matter which sex. This is extreme, so to say that all Jews do not allow women to drive is pure ignorance.

I think it’s not a thing because half the group would be like, “Fuck that guy/girl. Let’s hook up with each other.”

It's really #onlycrazyultraorthodoxjews, which is a tiny part.

You’d be surprised to find that one of those is real:

Superman: The Ride is similar, but your parents aren’t allowed on the coaster and loading platform blows up after the ride starts.

If my dude Manti Teo taught America anything, FOR GODS SAKE ASK TO FACETIME BEFORE CALLING SOMEONE YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

Oh please. I’m pretty sure some Big Food Lobby is going to cross this one out real quick.

It's not a Sonic game, so anyone thinking about getting this just forget any strict Sonic nonsense.
The game is a cross between .....hm,
Sonic, Megaman X, Ristar, Sparkster/Rocket Knight, with the sprinkling of the company Treasure's magic (gunstar heroes, Guardian Heroes, dynamite headdy, etc)