Only people from Toronto will know what I’m talking about: Zanta. Mother fucking Zanta.

For the rest of you, he has a Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Zancai

Wait.... There’s a friend’s limit in Steam that you can BUY increases to?  As a loser who only friends actual friends, I had no idea this was a thing.

What.... What would they even do?  Bomb a maternity ward? o.O

No, it was pretty clear sarcasm. o.o

And what if these kids grow up, experimenting with rocks as teenagers and trying to fuse! THAT’S ALCHEMY AND IT MUST BE STOPPED! :O

Apparently someone believes that Wargames was a National Geographic documentary.

Because ICBM flight time is common knowledge in this post-coldwar era we live in, right?

1) Your plan involves breaking and entering to access to her bathroom. That’s uhh... You know that’s a crime, yeah?

eBay User: GovCanadaDND
Buy Now Price: $0.99
Shipping: $999 999
(Seller does not ship to Newfoundland)

The SHIPPING is where they’ll get me.  Canada Post is gonna have dollar signs in their eyes.

TWO dollars? :O

So long as I get my $1 Government Surplus LAV III. :O

The deal was actually made under the Harper government in 2014.  But it’s a 15 year long contract so multiple governments should (Maybe not as many now?) have their hands on it.

I’m not against this, but once Saudi Arabia tries to retaliate by cancelling it’s order for LAVIII’s entirely, I’d like to know what government website I have to go to to buy one of them for a dollar.

Right, so, how do you think the communication between the distant VPN and your own location takes place? It moves over the SAME internet as you would without the VPN. Connecting from Dubai to a VPN in London to then connect to a game server in London, STILL involves traveling over the same internet, the same number of…

You... You don’t know how the internet works... Do you?

*crying*

Those are fake MOVIE cults.  In real cults, the leader gets all the wives and the men dig latrines.

Downside: Rebuilding your own porch after each theft attempt.

But why are we doing such a shit job at making other HUMANS!? D: