My whole thought reading this article: “Okay, but if I got the game on Steam, it’s all good, right?”

God, him and the boobs.
“What do you do in my body?”
“I touch your boobs in your bedroom. What do you do in mine?”
“I’m charming the pants off of the woman you work with. Pretty sure she’ll marry me in six months. BTW, she asked me to see a movie with her, a disaster film about a town being hit by an asteroid piece,…

Making bad live action adaptations of Anime is a JAPANESE tradition. This is clearly cultural appropriation carried out by Americans! Those Gaijin in their office buildings “Wow, this live action Attack on Titan is AWFUL, but with advanced CGI and attractive actors, we can make something even worse!” how dare they!

My god do I ever miss the online social sphere I had during the 2000s... I feel like that whole ‘space’ where that was doesn’t even exist anymore.

...But did it have the GAME in it too? :O

At least they relased Blue Shift on PC after that.

Right, exactly. And it’s the parents who buy the toys and decide what stores or services they use to buy said toys. The Millennial parents.

Sure, but the VAST MAJORITY of the spending power is in the hands of the parents.

I wonder if this is my chance to buy one of those Mario statues that they kept at the opening to the electronics sections.

Well... No. Kids don’t buy toys. Their PARENTS buy toys.

...Wait, that is how it works right? Cause if not, I have to have a serious chat with my parents. o___o

My fellow millennials, I fear that we may have killed one thing too many. :o

*looks up from her manga and anime*

Holy cow, men have nipples!? o_____O;;;;

After playing Mania with friends, passing the controller with each death, we were all asking each other ‘How does Sega properly follow this up?’ once we beat the story mode. Our general conclusion was ‘They probably don’t’. :(

PUBG: “That came I had never heard of until everyone, including my cat, was playing it, except me.”

Patches for Half-Life, patches for Counter-Strike Beta, no Steam to distribute them, waiting in some download queue at GameSpy, finally getting the download with my 56k connection. God.

Now in 2017 Steam is like ‘Hang on, I just started, lemme update some stuff with your 250mbit connection. Okay, it’s all good now, I…

Yeah I’m a little lost there. They’re like ‘Years’ and then it’s like ‘Three months after she moved in, kaboom!’. o.o

And while what she did was supremely shitty and it basically TANKED their documentary... It’s not like she used the personality to steal money or get free things, so as far as living a lie goes, it coulda been a LOT worse.

Well... Unless their documentary is now about a million times more interesting with some major…

Every time I read an article about frats and soroities, they sound like the LAST thing I would want from my post secondary experience. How to dress. How to act. Blah blah. That sounds like my idea of hell. o.O

Half-Life was just... Something special. It came into my life in a particular time where I needed a distraction and an escape and the game, with some mods, gave me that for several years. But my fondest memories are for sure Half-Life’s single player experience. I don’t so much think that I ‘Played’ Half Life, as…