I’m sick of immigrants where I work. :( Like, the office is FULL of them, the higher-ups are all immigrants. I mean, I get it right? They came to this country to escape violence and years of military conflict, but god damn, some of their holidays aren’t even on the same days as ours. The immigrant was talking our…

“I know you didn’t rape that girl!”
“Yeah, I raped that girl.”
“She’s a lying slut!”
“I plead guilty...”
“Here’s money for your family!”
“I, er, okay. I raped her though. But hey, money!”
“You’re the real victim here, take more money while you are wrongfully imprisoned!”

I read the hell out of the FoxNews.com comments after same sex marriage was legalized by the US Supreme Court. It was like a rapid stock ticker of Conservative panic. As a Canadian, I enjoyed it thoroughly.

I havn't done it yet. I was going to wait a bit for Marshmallow's ROM to mature. I don't want to get into a hell of constantly reinstalling newer ROMs. I've only used Nexus devices so I'm not terribly familiar with using custom ROMs but I think I'll never get nice OTA updates that don't hose my phone, ever again?

So you EVICTED the tenant who’s kid stole from the neighbor, but the neighbor was still pissed at you? Geez.

Already ordered a replacement battery for my Nexus 4, I’ll just have to refurbish it with the fresh battery and a custom ROM of Marshmallow.

Damn that Gamergate, they are always one step ahead of GamerGate! How can GamerGate get anything done with GamerGate always fucking shit up for GamerGate!?

I totally pronounced it like ‘Joy’ but with a Y at the beginning in high school. We had all READ the but never heard it pronounced. It wasn’t till later that I learned the proper pronunciation.

Gaming Justice Warrior!

I have to agree with you. Looks like generic fantasy anime scenes cut with a few Macross space combat shots. Not really feeling it. The music wasn’t amazing either, this anime needs an OP with some pop.

If he won’t let you go to his house, he’s married. Now pay me whatever money you were going to give to the private eye.

Yeah but you can’t buy the Raspberry Pi or Arduino at Best Buy, so classic volcano project it is!

So, we can’t PAY you, but I’m almost a YouTube star just not yet, so I can get you a LOT of exposure by having you in our wedding videos!

So uhh... Blu-Ray release date?

I can’t wait to have the Allegorical Caterpillars play at my wedding.

No, give it back, now that you said it’d be a great name for a band, I want it back! D:

I somehow doubt your claim that you are ‘more pro trans than any of you people’.

When SHE was ‘Bruce’. See, you’re still doing that ‘he’ thing.

“Asia’s Next Top model” or “How The Pan-Asian War of 2016 Started”

Literally all you had to say was ‘Oh, right, she. I’m really sorry, my bad’ and the whooooole problem goes away. But no, no, you gotta argue and bring in semantical butterflies and shit.