I hate that they’re right to do that. While it would be briefly satisfying to see her arrested, she’d be an instant martyr to The Church of Homophobic Christ and they’d go ape shit. Can courts impeach an elected official?

Yeah, it’s pretty shit. I’ve routinely seen certain Christians basically argue that atheists are sociopaths. What’s worse is, the counter-implication of that is that those Christians, were it not for the Bible, believe they themselves would be murdering and raping and stealing and pillaging. It’s a weird thing to have…

I suppose he has to stop American’s from escaping to Canada SOMEHOW...

I'm trying to figure out why the LifeTime Full House set was mirrored. On the real TV show it went left to right, with the front door on the left and the backdoor on the right, but Lifetime had it the other way around. The kitchen stairway was also missing.

As someone who’s BEEN a camgirl. I can see this, yeah. There’s those types. It’s not so much that you’re flirting and like them it’s more like ‘Wow, you’re one of the few people aren’t a total piece of shit on this service and I much prefer serving you over the pieces of shit’. It’s like in ANY service position…

SteamOS is a good idea but yeah, there are some critical issues. The machines are high priced, which puts in a poor position against the game consoles. They also lack additional secondary features like media support. Without YouTube, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon and the like, the game consoles seem more attractive.

I like the…

Are you some kind of celebrity? Cheating on your wife? Get caught? Do you masturbate at least three times a week? Congrats! It’s not your fault! You have a disease. A sex addition disease! A disease so subtle, it didn’t interfere with your life until you got caught with egg on your face! Come to our rehab center to…

#PrisonerForChrist There, that’s the hashtag right there. It certianly wont’ be #HatefulBiggotGetsWhatTheyDeserve

Did we have a baby that I didn’t know about? :O

This post here is where I finally learned what ‘BAE’ meant. Till now I thought it was short for ‘Baby’, I wasn’t certain, but I knew that if I ASKED, I would be declared uncool. :(

The Christians would prefer to see you as ‘Man’ and ‘Wife’ still, as they can only understand relationships as having a heterosexist male/female dichotomy. If you’re all ‘No, we’re BOTH the wives’ their heads explode.

In the name of Jesus Christ, the government must annul your sinful heterosexual baby less marriage! Wait, what’s that? No Christian groups will support that? BUT YOU GUYS SAID IT WAS ALL ABOUT BABIES!? What? Did someone say ‘We just hate homosexuals’? I heard that! YOU GUYS TRICKED ME!

TRADEMARK 2015 ASHLEY HAKKER ALL RIGHTS RESERVED GO FUCK YOURSELVES. BRB OFF TO ESTY! :O

I’m tired of this whole ‘Marriage is about pro-creation, them homos can’t pro-create so they can’t get married!’ because they never have issue with hetero couples who can not or will not produce children. More so, I always find those sorts weird, like, at their version of a wedding, they are basically pronounced…

The whole ‘murder thing’ might not help his EEOC case. o.o

I’m always amazed by how those sorts think that everyone being armed somehow eliminates the element of surprise. Like having a gun suddenly gives you eyeballs in the back of the head, total situation awareness, and lightning fast reflexes. She was doing an interview, focusing on herself, the subject, and how it all…

I went to college for Television Broadcasting, our profs were mostly professionals... But they couldn’t hide the fact that local news was in a death spiral. First year our news prof, she was great, but the last network she was on decided to replace the 6 and 11pm news with more profitable re-runs of Star Trek Voyager.…

Yeah, disgruntled ex-employees make a scene on the way out, after stealing office supplies, and tell all their friends try to do whatever they can to make the place sound bad. ...They don’t shoot the current employees.

I watched video games on my TV, played professionally, live from Madison Square Garden, using the internet to access this because Cable TV is just too far behind the times... This is what living in the future is!

Also, the ability to shop for things from Amazon while sitting on the toilet is pretty cool.

In fact we should just do away with this ‘judicial’ system we have and replace it with angry citizens holding pitch forks and torches!

Seriously, they have not been found legally guilty of any crime, they are only accused, and the DA wants extra conditions of some sort placed upon them before trial, how else do you…