A child has a mouth, a mouth that demands meals, a child has to be the worst meal ticket imaginable! D:

The 2500K is still a real work horse when it comes to gaming. Anandtech was recently reviewing thew new Intel CPUs and they had 2500Ks in their bottom rung of comparison machines. In all gaming benchmarks the biggest difference was 10fps (In a game where the lowest score was a 150fps) and most games there was only a…

It’s like a blog but for old people and doctors offices.

Yeah, CE was one of those rare gems that recaptured the original. This is just like ‘LOOK, ISOMETRIC! NOW RUN FROM THE MATRIX!’ Okay? Meh.

Ever seen someone panic because they don’t keep their phone regularly charged even though they’re by outlets and USB ports all the time?

So, the Jewish woman is saved from the Holocaust by a Nazi and finding Jesus... ...Not a single thing scary as shit about that at allllllll.

“Refunds on purchases of Women in Uganda found unconstitutional. Purchasing women in Uganda still A-Ok. Meanwhile, the fight for the right to same sex person purchasing still getting nowhere.”

“GO BACK TO SPAIN!”

Texas Jesus shoots homeless to solve poverty. :O

I could TOTALLY post dicks all over my company’s facebook page right now if I wanted to never be employed in my industry ever again . Just sayin’.

A guy walks into a theater, armed and intending to murder, and only manages to ‘maybe’ injure someone with a Hatchet before being killed? Mass Murder Fail. o.O

Who would turn down free gas? :O

$20 says it’s true but the context is all wrong. In actuality this is a Wicca Facebook group argument/drama that broke out into real life murder.

But on the other hand, we’ve really SEEN some really bizarre Christian parents who’ve killed their own kids trying to ‘exercise a demon’ (Also known as ‘ADHD’, but ritalin was just too unJesus like) and the such. So it could totally be associated with Wiccians, just not like, NORMAL wiccians.

Oh my god, I would torrent and watch that debate on a LOOP. John Stewart will be rolling in his retirement condo, regretting that he didn’t stick around till Trump finally dropped out!

Pfft. At the time they weren’t considered people, so relatively speaking, they were fighting for every person! Ya know, TECHNICALLY! :O

Second whitest name possible, second only to ‘Weise’. The Germanicness makes it extra-white. :O

We need a team of experts scowering every major and minor religious text that could be interpreted as a religious right to free gasoline, RIGHT NOW! D:

Open a bag of chips and basically just do that, totally dead pan for the next hour or so.

I am 100% behind this, but I think I’m a bit behind on the news, when did the United States start to allow women into direct combat units? I’d last heard that women in the military were limited to support roles rather than direct combat. If that's changed though, super!