I'm so tired of this girl. So what if he outed her, it was going to happen anyways, she on the web for all see. And if she thought it was so empowering, then why swear someone you hardly know to secret. If you were not ashamed, then you wouldn't give a fuck. Yes, he told a few people like anyone would have in this…

How is this guy the enemy again? Because he told people that she did porn? She's a performer. Her very livelihood is based upon people knowing she does porn. She knew the risks when she came into it. Did she really think she could keep something like this secret forever? It always comes out.

I'm not racist either - Toto's Africa is my favorite song.

Note to Jennifer Lawrence: everything isn't about you all the time. Yes, sometimes you are charming, but the shtick is getting old. Just announce who the winner for best actor is and let that be that .

I used to fly a ton for business, and the anti-first class or biz class rhetoric falls on empty ears here.

Off topic, but does anyone else have a collection of these?

I am really Rush Limbaugh.

He and his brothers are all cuties.

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

Nope, that's one step too far.

The surprise twist is a day later he tells the woman he can't respect her because she bought a refrigerator from him, and he's worried about what his daughter would think when she sees the sale on television.

I wish I had a cool job title like "wig guru".

I had a Malibu Barbie whose name was Millicent and a Ken Doll who was named Ken. They were very boring and traditional. Wake up, eat breakfast, take a drive, change their clothes. It wasn't until me and a friend started a mean girl club against this girl that lived next door, who had a shit ton of Barbies and…

Yep! Here too! Bizarre love triangles and mean-girl tricks and slut shaming, all long before those were common buzz words. Gee, if we blame Barbie for our terrible body images, can I also blame her for my terrible relationships??

I like to load my Barbies into the dream car and push them down flights of stairs.

I'm sorry, but "I am Pasta Fierce" is pretty remarkable. I'm obviously a big fan of puns.

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

I will never not want those two to get married. GET MARRIED, MINDY + BJ.