And sometimes masturbation is more of a vague impulse rather than a full-on sexual encounter; like sneezing or scratching an itch. One's partner doesn't need to be in on every single sexual moment.

"it turns out that he's a bottom."

"HEY LADIES! THANKS FOR...BeING WHO YOU ARE!"

She went to prison for defending herself against men who were physically assaulting her.

This is a gorgeous, vibrant blue. I hope seeing it on the red carpet at least twice (there's someone in the same shade to the right of Squibb, too) means that it's going to come back into plebian fashion, and knock the prevalence of navy to the side for a bit.

It fits! And is a flattering colour! And her makeup is great! IT IS A GOLDEN GLOBES MIRACLE!

To be fair, they're looking for people whose shoulders they can sit on- the extra few inches might actually matter when trying to see over other douchebags sitting on their boyfriends' shoulders.

It's not extra cold in Iceland, today its 32 in Reykjavik, and this geothermal area is about an hour's drive from there.

Leftover chili for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I guess you're supposed to give this to your mother-in-law. Or, if you want to make it fun, your coworker who just gave birth to a baby boy."

This is correlation, not causation. I think it's pretty clear the actual causation is the fact that women on birth control are obviously huge sluts whom God then strikes down with blindness.

74% of people prefer Pam Anderson's plastic looking Real-Wives-of-Reality-TV hair extensions to that glorious pixie?? 74% of people are idiots. Idiots!

Anecdotally, I can confirm that belief.

According to my sources, having a longer second toe actually means you are a princess.

That Mayim Bialik photo is everything today. I needed that, I really did.

I think Kate Leth pretty much sums it all perfectly........

It's my flag now. What are you gonna do?

Ok, so yelling is bad, but a heavy hand on the shoulder and a whispered admonition to behave in a voice that says "I will fucking END you," is still okay, right?

I don't really think Cutie Pie/Evil Eyebrows' parents would be interesting to interview, since he pretty much has to have someone in his life who is vocally anti-gay. He's got the vocabulary where he knows the name of the issue, and he knows not to like it. I think we already know what they would say, and it would be…

I think she made a lot of that money selling Brandi Glanville's tears to Satan as lubricant.