You know what? I wish I'd had this when I was pregnant. That would have been so much fun.

When will these be available at Kohls? I'm liking the sequin masks....they really pull it all together.

Funny, this straight lady has no problem getting her pasta elsewhere, too.

Salem had to intervene on the set of Sabrina

Salem wasn't a robot.

Oh, fat little dog. WALK INTO MY LIFE.

He looks like he's about to make me an offer I can't refuse.

I have to admit I laughed - not at the symbolism, but at the thought that more than one person thought it was a good idea.

I'm just going to wrap my kid in butcher paper until he/she turns 5.

Sorry Flanders, Jr. You will have to pay for this stuff yourself.

My doorman will still side eye me if I buy any of this stuff, though.

Cher and Meryl Streep saved a girl from a huge mugger? There is an AWESOME TV show about the world's greatest crime fighting duo in the making right there.

There are not enough bottles of wine in the world to make her books readable.

My inner goddess is looking forward to the hangover.

True story: I had an imaginary enemy named Julie. Apparently I was an outcast in both the real and pretend worlds.

I don't know why but I set my DVR. Just for the pilot, not for the series.

This is so fucking beautiful. I love humanity.

I'll just leave this here:

I get this is a rant, and I understand your frustrated about the prospect of gentrification endangering local businesses. However, I think your reaction is rather harsh. I would hate to think that my neighbors were judging me, and concluding I was a shitty stupid person, based on the bags I came back with one day.…

I don't know how I've never seen this but I'm freaking out about it: