If the Kardashians can turn Bruce Jenner into an old lesbian, I'm sure they can turn Lamar Odom into a crack addict. They have powerful magic.

"foam finger bang", well said

Oh, how gauche. One should always use one's platinum and diamond adorned pastry holder, daaarling.

Cosmo : Sex :: Vogue : Reality

Girl, take the hair tie off your wrist before you attend a formal affair.

9. Who sent this email? Not the potential groom, since he wasn't redacted earlier. Do they have a proposal-coordinator? Is it the ghost of Thomas Jefferson? The NYPL's publicity arm?

Let us know when you get back from your yoga class, Anthony.

Guyyyys, why did I read this after just putting my makeup on?

Thank you. I needed that. BRB FLYING TO JAPAN TO STEAL THE KITTEH.

This is what I needed this morning.

Vanderbilt has a very strong, very involved women's center that takes sexual assault allegations very seriously. I am not surprised at all by the swift action. They also don't have an "Athletics Department" in the traditional sense, so the players on sports teams are accountable to the school as students first (not…

Glad to see my alma mater taking this seriously. I'll take integrity over a winning football team any day (which is good, given that we have had two winning seasons in the past 30 years. But 95% of our football team graduates!)

I miss Jenna Maroney.

CHICO'S?

Eva Mendes, don't get your hopes up yet, girl! I have a Friend, Monica, who saw a receipt for a ring designer from her rich boyfriend and thought he was going to propose, when really he was training to be an ultimate fighter.

I'm so happy!

The only thing I can say about this article is "How Rude!".