Awww I want! I want!

I agree with you. Yes blissful ignorance is not an excuse, but I really think she was too dumb to even think to question him.

Yeah but to be fair, it sounded like the kid wanted her to record the aftermath. I feel like it's a thing now after the whole David After Dentist thing blew up. There are a ton of videos on YouTube of this type of thing where the parents basically say "I'm recording like you wanted me to".

ughhh why do the homophobes keep ruining food??!

You monster!

You raped her twitter?????

This is extremely disturbing. It's even more disturbing that it makes a lot of sense. Their relationship is creepy.

Yeah, I laughed too.

He took her to a Mickey Avalon concert in what has been described as "Kristen Stewart's worst nightmare," probably because she's realizing now that she dated someone who listens to Mickey Avalon.

I will. I also can't afford constantly buying new lip gloss so maybe I should work on just being a responsible person and not leaving my purse on the floor by the door. ;)

My family has a tradition for female names that begin with "A" - my sister is finally breaking suit with her 2nd girl, planning on naming her "Sophia". I love the names that end with a as well - hopefully an "Alexandra" or something in my future. :)

I love it. I've never heard Morel before but I'm a big fan.

So I know this has nothing to do with anything - but where did she get that purple dress??

Shit, now I'm going to have to redo my resume. "Having a vagina" was listed as my top qualification.

Eek thanks for the heads up. Generally my gum is full sugar though so at least I don't need to feel bad about accidentally poisoning her.

I hate when people bring up weight in general. So uncomfortable. I have never been called a skinny bitch, but I have gotten the faux-concerned, "are you eating? is everything ok?". Yes, everything is ok. I am naturally thin and then lost weight when I decided to stop drinking a shit ton of alcohol and start…

I'm sure he'll be fine, don't worry. My friend's dog once ate glass and was fine. My dog eats gum and mints more than I'd like to admit (I've been guilty of leaving my purse on the floor at night multiple times), and she's always perfectly fine. She also once ate a full sleeve of Thin Mints from the kitchen counter,…

So true. The best was I had a guy I had been hanging out with (which I thought was just as friends) send me a long email about how he "wasn't ready for a serious relationship". I immediately called him, and when he answered I just said "are you insane? We aren't even DATING, or hooking up, I thought we were friends".

Those gifs are amazing. He cracks me up.

They look like "I get drunk and fall down a lot" bruises to me. Had those a few times in college. :/