ummm that's a lamb.

He can change. And he probably is just kidding because he's uncomfortable. My boyfriend makes jokes about cleaning up a "crime scene" after period sex, and I know he thinks it's pretty gross. But he also bought me 2 giant boxes of Tampax the last time he went to Costco, which was very nice.

I never really understood the whole "throw away" clothing thing either, and kind of avoided H&M since I found the whole store to be way too overwhelming.

GOD i hope so. He is the worst.

This NYmag article references it -

He focused a lot on organized crime as an AG, and from what I recall that included a couple prostitution rings.

Ha, Cinderella too - I don't really remember the movie all that well, but I feel like I would have remembered if the stepsisters cut off part of their feet and then got their eyes pecked out by birds at the end.

oh my GOD i just did and immediately regretted it. what the fuck!

Yeah I'm with you. As soon as I got over my initial reaction of 'oh hay boobs', I was actually kind of amused with how they were mocking them - from the eye rolling to the dancing that gets pretty dorky towards the end.

They look so uncomfortable too!

One of my friends and I were just talking yesterday about how much Plan B sucked.

This. I am 5'9" and wear the same size as my little sister who is 5'1". Needless to say, clothes look very different on us.

Haha this was me 6 weeks ago. But my cut was right above my left eye. Small (only 3 stitches), but really embarrassing to have to walk around like that for a week.

Gahhhh. Every time I see/hear that commercial starting I have to change the channel so I don't get weepy.

One of my best friends gave me a really good piece of advice once - don't let (insert dude's name here) manipulate you into thinking you're crazy.

Eh, fuck off. It's both disgusting and inappropriate to take an apple into a meeting and force everyone on the call and in a confined setting to listen to you crunch and slurp it. Do it on your own time. Particularly since our office has a policy of eating only in lunch rooms.

I never understood the firefighter thing until one day I was walking to a bar with a male friend who is FDNY, chatting his ear off, and all of a sudden he dropped his bag and took off running halfway down the block. A woman had just collapsed into the street and he was rushing to her aid. I hadn't even noticed…

Honestly, me too. I would absolutely steal ice cream from Bradley Cooper and have no regrets.

OH MY GOD. I feel your pain.

Hahaha it was all I could stare at.