Gahhh Antichrist.

He might just have kennel cough. Take him to the vet.

Try using baby oil as eye makeup remover. Works great, is super cheap, and moisturizes.

Literally question.

That was my reaction too. But I'd guess she works out a lot so she probably has a lot of lean muscle.

Hah. Yeah that bothered me too.

I also find something rather off-putting about constantly repeating someone's name when addressing them.

I completely agree with you - I actually just wrapped up law school myself and have a few friends that are going to / are in the public defender's office. I fully support the idea that everyone has a right to a fair trial, and understand those that step up and take those roles (especially the unpopular ones). I think…

This attorney actually isn't a public defender. At the indictment hearing Castro had one, but now he has this guy -

Wearing a giant hat to dwarf the head more certainly doesn't help matters.

What's so offensive about "Vagina"?

Gahhh mouth noises. Makes my skin crawl.

OMG. EVERY DAY I have to listen to this woman who sits next to me eat an apple. EVERY DAY. There is nothing worse than mouth noises, and I find apples particularly gross - in addition to the crunch, there's a moist slurpy element as well. It makes me shudder. She literally takes about 20 minutes to eat an apple each…

I have some real lovelies at my job - the extreme close talker (how do you politely say back the fuck up???) and the new lady who doesn't seem to know how (or refuses) to flush the toilet. In our office. ladies. room. I can't even. How do you tell an adult woman that she needs to flush the fucking toilet?? It's so…

I love a vegetable juice every now and then from my local juice bar, but I've only had the will power to do a full cleanse 3 times (the first in 2007).

Having to go to the hospital is a part of life, and it's shitty. Might as well have something obvious to joke about.

Going to a hospital is such a terrible experience.

Hopefully a jury would feel the same way.

Lorena Bobbitt may be a household name, but she didn't get any prison time and was found not guilty for "insanity". I mean, come on.

If the roles were reversed, and a man drugged his wife, tied her up, and forcibly removed part of her genitals, that would certainly not fall under the FGM statute in MY state.