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Which means Apple cut corners.

The iPhone is anodized, not painted.

Yes it is. See: Palestine, Lebanon

They didn't actually shoot the fucking book, dumbass.

It consists of a bit more than what you mentioned. On a slightly related note: I want a smartphone with a built in burning laser.

Why would someone coordinate a terrorist attack on a plane?

Who the hell would pirate Drake?

In Montana (where I live) you can get away with a few days in jail, a $500 fine and 6 months license suspension; less if you can sweet talk the judge. Probably the reason we have the highest DUI rates in the country.

Piracy is not theft.

"In the rare occasion I do drink water..." You really should drink water.

I'm simply putting it out there, the police in my town generally consider 'Tase' to be the correct verb.

A laser that is in use is lasing, i.e. oscillating and outputting coherent light. This is of course assuming we are discussing continuous wave lasers, not pulsed. As for 'Taser' using the verb 'tasering' just sounds plain wrong.

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You know what bugs me? People who use "Taser" as a verb (bloggers I'm looking at you), the correct word would be "Tase" as in "The police officer tased the suspect" or "Don't tase me, bro". Would you say a laser that is operating is lasering? No, you would say the laser is lasing. Also: people who spell Taser with…

My Little NASA: Acronyms are Magic!

It's easier than going to the bank (or credit union) to withdraw large amounts of cash to send through the mail.

"These plastic MagnetaPicks incorporate a thin magnetic neodymium disc that lets them securely stick to any metallic surface"

Fuck you, Apple. First with gatekeeper and now this?

With a two-year contract, most smartphones cost upwards of $2000.