When you tried to throw it like a boomerang it never came back to you.

I'm just gonna guess and think someone misheard Mario's "Let's a go!" as "Mexico"

Always wash your testicles after urinating.

Maybe this will open up the possibility of a Nintendo phone in the future. I'd sooner drop my nexus 4 if i could pick a Nintendo proprietary and put my sim card in it. :)

I understand how annoying this could be. I mean, come on, more than a minute of broadcast time!

Some sort of cream puff? It certainly looks like the most badass cream puff I've ever seen.

As someone who has no nostalgia for Final Fantasy games, I really like 13 and 13-2. I'm genuinely excited about Lightning Returns.

No refunds.

Whoa whoa whoa.

That is a gross exaggeration of the amount of zombies in the game.

"They talk as if I'm not even in the same room with them......"

Bet you're a blast at parties...

"XBOX ONE HAS THE BEST GAMES. ONE UF THE GAMES ARE CALL UF DUTY GOST. IS HAS RESIDENT EVEL 6. IT HAS GRANTH FODO 5. CALL UF DUTYBLACK1." - Eric 8 yrs old.

I know this used car salesman, seems like a trustworthy guy.

Here's my "Steam Machine":

The arrogant self important humans (liberals) are gonna save the planet. Super Humans to the rescue!

I'm gonna make a game called "Edge of the Candy's Scrolls" and watch the cease & desists pour in.