This is some serious Power Ranger style shit.

Not pictured: scores of dead innocent bystanders.

And here I am sitting here listening to my 5 year old grunting as he sits on the toilet and poops and feeling so incredibly fortunate that I'm able to watch him take a "big boy poop" and not have to deal with any major health issues. This would be the most unexpectedly sentimental poop of my life. Though to counter…