Defense relying on prominent gum is also known as the “Terrell Suggs”.

Just like little Mitch Kramer growing up to be Tim Lincecum

Terrell Suggs tried to sell his tickets at face value which made the price plummet.

It a touching tribute to Stuart Scott, each Ohio State player is going to put one Buckeye sticker on just a little bit crooked.

Are we sure number 5 isn't Buster's feeble attempt at an alias?

Kobe is looking forward to only getting quadruple-teamed.

Crosby: Does mumps impact my memory at all?

Whether it's Twitter and Tinder, Rovell succeeds at revealing a true dick.

When asked about the post game locker room mood, Carmelo said it was like someone passed. He later took back the statement saying he has no idea how that would feel.

Some guy sums up the race with an anguished, "oh no, again?!

"If you all came here for an education, you should have gone to Harvard."

A conversation with LeBron really shouldn't be necessary considering his forehead is so big you can see what he's thinking.

You'd think Wreck It Ralph would be the Bills logo.

If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

Take this report with a grain of salt. Or you can use the gigantic shovel of salt Windhorst uses to season his chicken fried steak.

His love handles are a big clue that the Butler didn't do it in the gym with the treadmill.

Boyett should have learned that only Colts and Broncos executives and their kids and girlfriends are able to break the law without facing harsh consequences.

James Shields spent the first three innings shitting his pants and he had the courage to do it in front of millions of people.

Panda: Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

I was never meant to live in this era anyway.