Of course Sheffield was disappointed. He heard they were doing parodies in the studio and was expecting to be greeted by some well-endowed strippers.

The best way to defeat GoPro man is to gain the powers of the other boss, Maurice Clarett, first.

Apparently he drinks like a fish, too.

My Big Fat Greek Webbing

Reminds me of when the first tragic Jerry Lewis dance-a-thon fundraiser nearly killed the worm.

They had to institute that policy for legal reasons after Mark Sanchez told dozens of women that he got herpes from the dominoes table.

Perfect venue for the Splash Brothers.

This has to drive Jenn Sterger crazy knowing that she had evidence of a pro athlete's tiny tip and just gave it away.

Adidas is already out with their new marketing campaign: "II'nd String"

The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

This loss was another big blow for Kyle who is already dealing with his low socioeconomic status and the fact that he doesn't have a dad around to give him advice.

I think Mack was hoping for one gigantic charge of 2,0000 volts.

Muschamp tried to give his players a time out as punishment, but he had already burned through them on the first series because Jeff Driskel can't call the plays correctly.

It was even worse for Colorado's coach, Mike McIntyre, who wife called him Jim McElwain during sex later that evening.

True to form, Hall stood there like a statue for a few seconds, the police put a little pressure on him, and then he turned it over.

Good to see he's pulled a complete 180 and now spends all day being pissed off.

The unwanted cupcakes were then shipped to the SEC where they were forced to play Auburn 4 times.

What morons. Every Cleveland fan could tell you the first step in getting rid of a Couch is to have Cade McNown sleep with its girlfriend.

My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."