Probably checking their Rolexes while drinking champagne in their Porsches.

Here’s a more accurate description:

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

All my excess live in Texas.

It works on so many levels. Three. Three levels.

The avatar helps sells this. +1 and a good day to you sir.

A guy like that really needs to grow a pair before he’d sit for the national anthem.

You can shoot pigs out of it.

dude also complained about getting a poor signal on his phone. and ya thought the female gymnasts were the only ones who dealt with uneven bars

I believe Deadspin fired Will Gordon so they could sell Coors ads.

To be fair, British people have been very skittish recently concerning anything to do with a pound.

Girlfriend: There’s like a really annoying roaring sound coming from somewhere.

Washington D.C. (Politico): After weeks of debate and a deadlocked Senate President Richard Sherman finally passed his stadium reform bill by having VP Marshawn Lynch cast the deciding vote. “When it came down to what to do it was a no-brainer to have Marshawn carry it across the goal,” the President said afterwards.

“I’ve made it to the top,” he said as he watched a blowout high school baseball game on a shitty laptop.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain.