Fact: J. Howard struggles to comprehend jokes

"They'd boo that motherfucker outta here,"

Ovechkin actually tried to get with the gymnast during their helicopter ride, but no surprise that the Russian was brutally shot down.

Admission to games for many women is also determined during the tailgates by whether or not they want to get digitally loaded in the back seat of a rusty Trans Am.

If Peyton was really acting like a father, he would ride the camper's gravy train and appear in the luxury box in all of their games in an effort to make everyone forget how crappy his career was.

Even her sister Gully can't believe she fell for that one.

Too bad it cut off right before Dexter Manley's sign: Raeding

Scott dug a deeper hole when he said "When I called him yellow, I didn't mean he was a coward."

The good news is the security guard in right-center got his vote in on Flacco's status.

Chad Curtis is still hoping to get mentioned for all of his appearances in the minors.

@MoabtheHebrew

Kidd's son is relieved to hear that he no longer has the biggest head in the family.

Tommy Heinsohn's story about Bird's shit was much, much less heartwarming.

Luckily the funny uncle was there during the arrest to make the "Hey, now it looks like we are REALLY Hopeless" joke and lift everyone's spirits.

"Many Poles, No Vaults" is also the motto of the Polish National Bank.

[same conversation from this morning and 11 months ago]

Surely, you've had a stroke.

Being covered by gum is really unpleasant. Just ask Terrell Suggs' teeth.

awesome

Well, he did warn everyone what happens when he runs out of bubble gum.