He later elaborated on his "bad apple" analogy by saying, "You know the apple I am talking about. That one all of our parents warned us about on Halloween that was full of razor blades and would shred you to ribbons if you ever messed with it? I'm like THAT apple."

"Crimson Hexagon!" is also what Auburn fans chanted after finally beating the Tide last season.

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

"Peyton, when I turn around and don't see any footprints, is that when the angels were carrying us?"

How Rovell has been so successful as a humorless robot is no small wonder.

Saucy photos are worth money?

It would certainly explain why he is such a dick to Frylock all the time.

After throwing Holder into a pile of guns, Hardy tried to shoot her with a knife, so has anyone examined him for CTE?

Upon hearing of the robbery, Shelly Sterling subtly nodded toward the Hispanic referee.

This went a lot better than the last time someone on the set played Airplane and Barkley spent an entire segment speaking jive.

Based on how he was raised, I'm surprised Hunter didn't slap the umpire back. His parents instilled the importance of an "i for an i".

The prank was actually payback for all the times she faked her death, but was actually just taking a dive.

The Pats were also very concerned about Reggie Bush's "fat, annoying-as-hell calves with incredible bubble thickness" when they met Kim and Khloe.

Bridgewater didn't appreciate his plummeting draft stock being sponsored by AOL.

Nice to know I can attribute my back pain to not enough penis support.

She didn't mention that the book he's been paying her off of is Roots.

The "penis see" was always a tough one for Taft.

Shoulda been you, Donald Sterl...oh, wait. Nice job, cancer! You finally nailed it.

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Sterling quickly came up with the tanking scheme after he learned there was a draft. He was under the impression it was more of an auction.