A-cups for a Cup.

I'd guess that was intentional, but the kid is way outside of Griffin's range.

I'm really worried about those kids from Sudan. They're genetically superior.

The Essence of Mike Shanahan, Captured in One Play: Raisin In the Sun

Based on these two guys being giant dildos, I'm guessing they're flying US Airways.

Your forgot to mention he naps on the job.

After being told their actions against Mulligan were way out of bounds, Cordish's attorneys asked for a do-over.

Supreme Committee of Delivery & Legacy is also the name of China's Planned Parenthood.

Luckily there is a support group in Miami to help women who are overwhelmed by Heat at 90°, although she would be the only one who hadn't dated Greg Oden.

Ross was identified by his clothing

A more realistic Georgia Bulldog would've been suspended.

Mets Trainer: We have a disabled list announcement.

- 2014 Academy Award voters

Good for him. I would expect most EMU to just bury their heads in the sand.

When asked by the police how high she is, Stephanie turned to her right, looked up and replied "About 151."

now I have pregnancy brain

This tipster didn't realize that Francis was hired by The Hamilton as a mime.

Longhorn fans everywhere watched this video and wished for those days when UT had a great outside shooter like Charles Whitman.

If you stand firm, the team will blink first.