cringe-inducing dead air produced by one dunker trying and failing to pull off the same dunk over and over again

For less hard hitting commentary, Bravo is currently discussing Mike Sam's off the field shoes and what designer baggage he carries into the locker room.

The StayInSchool video footage was unavailable because it didn't have enough credits to stay eligible.

When asked about his post-football career, Jared said he was looking forward to crossing things off his bucket list, most notably the 96 piece one from KFC.

And congratulations to Ringo Starr, whose Old Wave now holds the title for worst British record on snow.

More like Marcus NOT Smart

He actually had the guts to test the theory that a free trip to Sochi was not, in fact, better than a sharp stick in the eye.

There wasn't a single brown fan attending the parade.

The bottom line is I give formerly famous people the chance to step in the ring, they're not gonna kill each other.

He's always been a little edgy. Like the time he found out the anchorman was banging his wife, and he said "Bundle up because it's going to be cuckold out there today" and sulked off the set.

Bennett can still claim bragging rights over Mordecai Brown's wife, who went her entire life by only scoring half a digit.

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Tim Hasselbeck is relieved to know that he is no longer first on the list when someone searches "terrible bald Eagle".

"Suicidal grasshopper" was the most efficient obituary for David Carradine.

You'd think if any fans were going to accept more than one woman on the job, it would be the BYU faithful.

Those guys are diehard? Give me a break.

That lizard would be more at home at Sam Cassell's Club, where eyeballs on the side of your head are commonplace.

That explains what their custodian was fired for rearranging the chairs in the QB room.

He joins Tebow as the NFL's most famous promise keepers.

This is news? My testes have resembled balloons for years.