During Travis Henry's playing career, the majority of his girlfriends experienced "Ova Sunday".

Those businesses need to be careful. Some Philadelphia companies nearly went bankrupt after committing millions to the Eisenreich Foundation during their "shitfuck" fundraiser in '97.

"I think the whole thing is a bit Sideways,"

The bright side for Andy is that if he ever meets his boyhood crush, Steffi Graf, he's able to use "You and I fit together like puzzle pieces" as his opening line.

+1

Courtrooms tend to make A-Rod nervous ever since he heard about the Three Strikes law.

The assistant then handed Kelly Olynyk a mirror which led to a similar reaction.

A pro Nazi? You mean I could be getting paid for that?

Bryant really confused the reporter when he mentioned Kyle Orton has the worst beard.

Dom, I like the nod to T-Mac in the title by making the "i"s incorrect.

It's just nice to see an article containing "Upper Deck" and "Plummeting" that doesn't mention my Chris Sabo rookie card collection.

Pretty recent compared to his water-squirting carnation which dates back to Vaudeville.

After making the arrest, the officers went back to the legal use of an electric weapon and cattle prodded Grant's wife back into the bar.

The guy in the McNabb jersey later took off his shirt to reveal a tribute to Harry and the Hendersons.

Boobs, ass, chicken, and Socks are also the things Bill Clinton loves most.

Sam Cassell is scheduled to drop the opening puck as a tribute to Admiral Ackbar.

a hardworking fullback, a willing passer, and a good teammate

John Abraham does a great Lance Armstrong impression!!1!

He looks about as excited as Riley Cooper at a Drake concert.

Just one of the many stories featuring very slow reading and Dexter Manley.