Due to budgetary cutbacks, it's actually how Grambling relays the offensive coordinator's call from the booth to the sideline.

A Favre-teeny was both a popular cocktail served in a thimble as well as Deanna's pet name for her hubby.

the shed did not provide protection from the rain, wind, or cold

Can I make it a foot?

Still classier than Jerry "Carbon-14" Brown.

Carlton Dotson used a similar defense with Assassin's Creed, but thankfully the jury didn't buy it.

That's just Manny being Danny Manning.

Fox & Friends got crapped on

Reporter: How would you describe your experience with the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Specifically the children with the neck injuries who visited the Patriots facility over the weekend and wanted and meet you?

The worst sneaky QB ending still goes to Steve McNair.

The team has instead decided to honor the 90s Buccaneers by playing uninspired football and getting the shit kicked out of them.

Eric Lindros recently got a tattoo of his brother's face with "Never Forget...seriously, come on, you should really know who this is"

+1

Eric Lindros:

"Vision problems" is also how Lamar Odom explained his marriage to Khloe.

I punched him because he embarrassed me.

Not a big surprise since Jim Crane's nickname for this season was "Springtime with Hitler".

He learned that valuable lesson from his wife who has been wearing the "I'M WITH STUPID" t-shirt every day for the last 4 years.

Terrell Suggs' periodontist has been pulling a gum prank for the last 10 years by not actually doing any work.

Steven A Smith was briefly considered to help mediate, but yelling Atallah usually leads to more trouble.