Operation patience is apparently what Bradley Manning finally ran out of.

South Carolina players skipped class just to watch him declare.

Following the collision, the bird's trainer, who is also an active PETA member, started throwing stones everywhere.

"What that means is" and "Another thing to remember is" are also tips on the note card for Clinton Portis' nurse.

In Strasser's defense, he was just trying to cover the mounting medical bills for his large family who suffered from measles, snake bite, dysentery, typhoid, cholera, and exhaustion during the long trip to Oregon.

Lawson didn't help his case when he explained he meant to punch her in the ear but she was on a call.

[Googles "Cardinals kicking fail" for the 4,121nd straight morning]

There was also a disturbingly high number of Haitian athletes who tested positive for huffing glue. Luckily the IOC quickly realized it was from putting their buildings back together.

After reading this headline, most Americans are wondering how he was able to place a bet against the gays.

The tools of impotence.

this kid from Panama hasn't seen too much breaking stuff before

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A Mutt and a vegetable

Tebow celebrated by overthrowing himself a party.

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The lineup is even more toothless than Charlie.

Jesus, John. You don't have to be an a-hole. It's pronounced Vee-jay Sing.

This is the most groundbreaking work by a Fatsis since Holley Mangold.

Up late creating Social Security by myself. I am such a lame.