The Rangers had a similar clause for A-Rod that didn't kick in until this year. The Yankees just sent them Hideki Irabu's corpse as compensation.

McQuery's whistleblower lawsuit will likely get held up in court for years due to the backlog created by the charges from young Timmy Whistle.

John Hiatt can bring some soul

When police came to remove the bear, all of the hunters starting screaming about the bar owner's 2nd amendment rights.

Oscar de la Hoya Cuts Short Workout Because of Cold Legs, Sore Feet. Blames His Dress, Shoes.

Racist? I don't think Snyder is motivated by racism, but rather greed and wishes to maintain the branding of a $1.6B franchise that is one of the most valuable and recognizable in all of sports. He is almost acting like a caricature of a race of people stereotyped as money grubbers who ignore everything except the…

Cheaper than a broken cameraman, though.

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At first, Florida officials thought the students chanting "we don't need no education" was a protest to removing the brick, but then realized it was just middle school kids reciting the state motto.

The screwed up boxes are to raise awareness of throat cancer and was sponsored by Michael Douglas.

I'm more concerned about why Chloë Sevigny thought it was ok to attend an event in blackface.

Charles later broke his own record for human tossing when he chucked Danny Woodhead all the way across the room.

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Jones' dad had higher aspirations for his son when he named him Juris Doctor.

It makes sense. His shoes were pink and green.

I imagine the cuckoo birds flying around his head are going in a counter clockwise direction.

The Baha Men finally get their answer.

People are just so sensitive that we cannot cater to everyone. I am sure there is a guy out there with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall who finds Mr. Monk's name offensive.

The worst idea for a multi-tiered intervention stage was the one created for Ray Charles. He ended up falling down, hurt his knee, and had to go on pain killers.

He still has a way to go if he wants to overcome the most successful person in the sports and office furniture world: Jason Whitlock's chair repairman.