That cake is an actual representation of Travis Henry wearing protection during sex.

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The T actually stands for Tobearrestedformolestation

Just like Dwyane, she had someone else come in and do the heavy lifting.

I prefer his comparison of John Elway's wife to the movie producer.

Jason Collins' friends became suspicious when they had to do the same thing to get him to the strip club.

After dominating the division for years, it appears Rasul is ready for the light-in-his-loafers weight class.

Vin Baker, in his own quiet show of support, has maintained a steady buzz for years.

Jim Lampley can sympathize. He ended up paying dearly for a Bree Walker that had physical defects.

Nashville fans just figured it was a tribute to the people who died on the Asiana flight.

This isn't the first time spousal support has cost an athlete. Vince Wilfork nearly tore an MCL carrying his new bride over the threshold.

Queensland's coach also said "That fat guy was like a kid out there having fun. Like a tiny child. Baby really. He reminded me of a tiny, tiny baby."

If you choose number two, you risk being viewed as hypocritical

OH MY GOD I QUESTION HIS HEART

Meanwhile, just two miles away at Lake Brouhaha, all of the athletes were in their beds peacefully sleeping.

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For the last time little bro, keep that goddamn robot out of my bed and get the hell out of my basement! MOM!!! HE WON'T LEAVE!!!

That was also the review for "Ladybugs: The Musical" which actually triggered the downhill slide for Jonathan Brandis.

"Just intern her" was also the punchline for most of Steve Phillips' jokes before holding up a hand expecting a high five.