It appears he left his makeup artist, or at least his bronzer at home. This shiny, uneven and rather sickly complexion appears to be natural.

Like almost everyone else on earth, I observe trump from a distance, and I don’t believe he has much of a grasp on what love is.

See? It’s crazy, but it’s how people reacted and still do to a degree. If George had been straight would that have made your 8 year old’s fantasy more plausible?

That’s a funny thing, isn’t it? I remember having crushes on various famous guys back then, and in the 70’s that were or may have been gay, and when I’d express it, people (usually women) would tell me “you can’t like him, he’s a fag!” I’d shrug “and? So what? It’s not like I’d have a fair shot at him anyway.” A…

Hey. She’s not squinting.

It does smell wicked good.

Wrong. Chowda, lobsta rolls, drinkin, a nice summa day. Um. Yeah that covers it.

The rumor is that the oldest 3 converged in daddykins office once to try to get him to cut Tiffany from the will. If true, that means they hate her, which automatically makes her ok until I know otherwise. That, and the artful dodging of his kiss onstage a while back.

I’d accept any form of his demise. Stroke out while tweeting. Choke on a cheeseburger. Even if it’s the optimum peacefully-in-his-sleep kind he doesn’t deserve. I don’t care. Dead is dead.

Which makes me wonder, did she use the phony deep voice in court?

There’s a reason none of her big investors were in the medical field.

Woodward isn’t a boomer.

Brinkley has been a famous model since she was a teenager and I was a kid. That was a loooooong time ago, and in all that time I’ve never heard or seen any evidence that she’s anything but a perfectly nice person. Maybe that’s why Williams has her claws out.

I couldn’t even sit through a short clip of her show here on Jez. What an awful, ignorant, judgemental bitch. I don’t get what people see in her.

Apparently they’ve been around for ages. I broke an arm in the late 70’s and my swim coach hollered at me for not getting a swim cast. I didn’t know there was a waterproof one, and it never occurred to me to ask. Because who wants to do the Australian crawl with a busted forearm? Not me.

Oh fer chrissake. Is Wendy a fucking osteopath? Christie is 65, and so are her bones. She could be half that age and still snap like a twig if she fell the right way.

Times weren’t that different. I remember when that piece of shit came out, the response to it was sort of a slack-jawed “wtf?” It made no sense that it was made, had funding and at least a couple of talented people who absolutely knew better. Anyway, it got some attention for even existing but ultimately died and…

Preferably acid-washed. With cuffed peg legs. Add the yoke and we have reached maximum momjeanocity.

Those are not mom jeans, those are just ordinary levi’s. Proper mom jeans rise over the navel and have a small amount of elastic in the rear of the waistband. Look good on absolutely nobody. Extra points for pleats.

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