The motorcycle actually weighs about 400 pounds, and this is just one of those Russian videos where they show off how ridiculously strong they are.

Fuck me, I just gave up on humanity.

You're so original and funny I'm going to FUCKING DIE.

I'm also really good at nothing. I bet we'd get along famously.

I had a Commodore Minuteman calculator as a kid.

I have both a Vic-20 and C64 in the attic (I should get them going again for kicks) and loved every second I spent with those machines.